I picked up the Pipsqueak from after-school care on Friday, and she came up with something I just had to share with y'all.
She was (as usual) talking nonstop a mile a minute with a new subject of "conversation" every two or three minutes when out of the blue she asked if she'd be able to swim in my pool this summer. I said that I would have to find out how to get her a guest pass but that I didn't see any reason she wouldn't be able to swim once or twice. That led to the following statement:
"Good, but I can't go in too deep. I can kind of do four feet but I'm really only useful in three feet."