I hereby throw myself upon the charity of the jury and ask for forgiveness. (Really. I mean it!) Since there are only a few partial bits & pieces of draft posts at the moment, I''m cleaning up the most complete and posting it just to avoid missing any more semi-sorta-current events... so here's a treatise (Dude, it's 34 days after the fact!) on the creation of part of the Pipsqueak's Halloween costume.
And for those of you who (perhaps rightfully) are complaining that this is coming at least 34 days late.... the way I see it, you can always use this for a costume next year, or any other time you need a broom but don't have one handy. So there.
So far, on Halloween the Pipsqueak has turned into a princess, Olaf from Frozen, a giant blue crayon, and a black cat (some more than once). This year, she went as a cute witch.
I learned of her choice when my sister began gushing excitedly about her daughter's Halloween costume, news that was verfied very matter-of-factly by Miri herself. We all got the story of how the costume choice was made, how the right top was found, how this little witch would be wearing a poufy not-quite-a-tutu bright pink skirt, how AJ found a great witch's hat with purple stars on it in just the right size, and, oh, by the way, Brian, can you find striped witch's socks on Amazon...?
I was all over that, and the next evening on the phone was reading off potential choices to my bemused sister, both of us aghast at the cost of some of the offerings. A nicely priced pair of red-and-white striped tall socks (think Wizard of Oz stockinged feet sticking out from under Dorothy's house) were soon added to the costume. There was even a very successful costume test at a Halloween-themed birthday party a few days ago.
But something was missing.
You see, not too many minutes after the request to find appropriate socks on Amazon came a request to find an appropriate witch's broom as well.
"Oh, don't worry about that -- I'll make her one!" (Dude, remember what your father learned about volunteering while he was in the Navy...?)
In the two weeks following that statement, I had to deal with a to-do list that insisted on getting longer by the day no matter how hard I worked... so my broom-making was limited to mentally planning out the best way to do the job. Looking around the house, it was impossible to miss the bundles of wood air-drying in preparation for kiln drying (for wand-making, more on that in a later post) so I knew the broom handle was no problem. Should I make it from paper? Should I make it from straw? NO! The Pipsqueak would not have a fake broom -- I would make her a real old-fashioned witch's broom with twigs and twine like in the old days!
(Dude, you really need to have your head examined.)
Then came the phone call from AJ in which she casually mentioned that no, the broom wasn't needed for Halloween on the 31st... it had to be ready for pickup on the 26th so Miri could have it in time for her school's annual Halloween parade on the 27th.
Oops.
Thus began the flurry of activity detailed below. NOTE: The first couple of steps were not recorded because 1) I forgot, and 2) so many things went wrong with Plan A, then Plan B, then Plan C, then Plan... well, you get the idea.
HOW TO MAKE A WITCH'S BROOM:
Supplies: Assorted bits of wood described below; a large ball of twine; Elmer's Clear School Glue; at least three 12"x30" (approx.) strips of brown craft paper; and a pair of scissors. (NOTE: a hot glue gun would've saved me a lot of mess & trouble over the Elmer's; I recommend you use one if you've got one!)
Step 1: Find a good, solid stick that's straight-ish, at least half an inch thick, and at least three feet long. The one I chose was naturally de-barked by the windstorm that brought it down, and is about 42" in length.
Step 2: Lightly sand the broomstick (Oh, so that's where that word comes from!) so that it remains rustic in appearance but offers zero splinters. Sand & file the ends so they're slightly rounded and relatively harmless. I specifically chose a stick without any bark on it because bark tends to flake off at random times and/or can hide little hitchhikers, and I didn't want anything suddenly detaching or emerging from the broom unexpectedly.
Step 3: Gather a batch of thin, flexible twigs. They don't need to be exactly uniform and some can even be a bit twisty, but they should all be 11" - 13" long.
Step 4: Attach 4-5 of the twigs to the business end of the broomstick, overlapping the end of the broomstick by a couple of inches and making sure they all fan out a little bit. Remember, you're going for a rustic look, so they don't need to line up perfectly. This was the step where a hot glue gun would've saved me a lot of trouble, cussing, mess, cussing, despair, cussing, broken twigs, and cussing; the Elmer's glue simply could not hold the twigs in place.
Step 4A: Use short bits of twine to tie 4-5 twigs to the business end of the broomstick, then use Elmer's glue to keep the knots tied and twine in place.
Step 5: Cut a strip of brown craft paper long enough to wrap loosely around the twigs and wide enough to not quite cover them completely -- I used pieces about roughly 12" wide and 30" long. Fold over a 1" flap along one long edge and smear it with glue. (The flap adds strength to the part of the paper that will be softened by the liquid glue.)
Step 6: Wrap the craft paper over the twine holding the twigs in place on the end of the broomstick, glue side down; it should extend far enough to just cover all but the longest twigs. The paper should form a rough cone shape, with the wide end loose over the twigs but the gluey end wrapped very tightly around the broomstick & twine (see photos below).
Step 7: Use the scissors to carefully cut the craft paper into a rough fringe.
Step 8: Add a 2nd layer of paper fringe by repeating steps 5-7. The business end of the broomstick should now look something like this:
Step 9: Cut a piece of twine 2-3 feet long (no need to be exact). Tie it tightly around one of the loose twigs about 1" from one end. Add a 2nd twig next to the 1st, tied the same way, then a 3rd and so on, spaced roughly the same distance apart until you have enough to wrap all the way around the business end of the broom. You probably won't need more than 10-12 twigs, and should have a long segment of unused twine left at one end. (Note: I used a bit of glue on each knot to keep it tight and prevent the twigs from slipping out.) The photo below shows the first 4 twigs partway through this step.
Step 10: Wrap the linked twigs around the base of the broom, covering the paper & twigs already in place, wrapping the long end of the twine around the whole thing & tying it tightly. Use dabs of glue to help hold it all in place & keep the knots from slipping.
Step 11: Add one more layer of craft paper fringe on top of the entire bundle as done in steps 5-7.
Step 12: Cut a long piece of twine (I used about 6-1/2 feet). Tie it tightly around the upper end of the top layer of craft paper and begin wrapping it tightly around the broomstick, wrapping downward toward the twigs. Loop it under itself every 3-4 turns to keep it from unwinding. When there are just a few inches left, tie a tight double knot and bring the loose end up to wrap under any protruding twigs, then tie it & cut off any excess. Again, I used dabs of glue on all knots and around the upper & lower edges of the wrapping to keep everything in place.
VOILA - You have created an authentic-looking rustic witch's broom!
After taking the photo above (and a couple like it), I went back to where I'd been working on the dining room table, looked down, and realized I had forgotten something.
Step 13: Get out the vacuum cleaner...
Regardless of the mess, the results of the process were really satisfying -- even if the broom did just lay there no matter how loudly & firmly I called, "UP!" while standing next to it. The Pipsqueak was happy to carry it with her during the parade (as you'll see in a future post), although by the time all the kids were herded back into the school for the post-parade party Mommy was carrying the broom ("too heavy!"), witch's hat ("too itchy!"), and jacket ("too hot!"). The best part was when I introduced myself to Miri's teacher in the classroom afterwards and she made a point of mentioning just how cool her witch's broom was...!
In any case, I had a lot of fun (for the most part) constructing the broom, and figured that my experience might come in handy for someone else's costume construction in the future... thus all the verbiage above.
I'll post again in a few days, and 'til then I hope everyone had a fun Halloween and a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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